Roger Clemens Singing "Play That Funky Music" At TAO Chicago Has Put My Brain Into A Pretzel

What?

Roger Clemens at TAO nightclub in Chicago?

Singing “Play That Funky Music”?

I’m not even shitting on him. I’m just genuinely confused. Did he go to Lolla? Was the whole Texas cowboy thing a gimmick and he’s always just secretly been Club Rocket? It’s not even really the club thing that has me puzzled either. He could be doing this at Houndstooth and I’d still be wondering how the hell Roger Clemens ended up on Clark street during the first weekend of August.

It might be my favorite part of Lolla weekend.

I’m already over the kid who got caught by the cop, but then ended up getting in:

And I’m all in on the most random Roger Clemens appearance of all time:

An appearance in which he also tore down the house I’d like to add. Just a showman getting the crowd involved and telling Jimmy to get it while not missing a damn beat.

Please pencil me in as the new Roger Clemens Barstool Correspondent. I need to know what the Rocket is up to at all times now.

h/t HowieDoin